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Thursday, May 27, 2010

No friends, No life..




Dedicated to miss pseudo roomie no.1, miss pseudo roomie no.2, miss real roomie :D , miss pseudo roomie no.3, and mr.dumbo.

Best friends are just the best part of the life...and my best best friends have walked so many extra miles to make my life extra happy..
In my first year, when I was for the first time away from mom (in my two years at bansals I stayed wid my mom)....they befriended the biggest paglet in the world (ME ME ME).....we laughed and cried, walked and talked ek saath, we lukkha-ed together ..lol, mugged (???) together,
......our friendship grew from close to closer till one day...they were not really the best part of my life, they were my life itself!!!.....
Well they say, friends are the people who know everything about you, bt love you none the less :-).....and as i said before they loved d biggest paglet of the world.......bt they loved anyways .....
................................ This blog I am going to keep just this short....I don’t know why ...its either that i may soon get choked with words and tears or may be a short, heartfelt dedication would sound sweeter.......so ..now I signoff with an “I love you my friends”..... :-)....and a million thanks :- )

Monday, May 17, 2010

consciousness theory

Yesterday staring at the ceiling (well junta ...got nothing at all to do...enjoying infy to power infy lukkha :D :D) I had an infy craxx enlightment....consciousness theory!!!! Oops correction: Sayali’s theory of consciousness :D :D
Well what the theory basically proposes is this: just as we have got something distinct as matter and energy...similarly there exists a different entity called consciousness!!..No don’t take it philosophically; what i propose is that scientifically there actually exists something like consciousness which is neither matter nor energy!!
And how do I sell you that?? Lets see..We all agree that there is a definite difference between animate and inanimate world. And what I basically tell u now is that anything that has this third entity –consciousness, is animate and rest all falls into inanimate!
That this consciousness is not energy nor matter is again simple- no amount of matter vanishes at the moment of death; the dead body has all the same mass, volume and energy as the living one about to die. But there surely is something crucially lacking in the dead man right??..Can that be consciousness?? Religions world over already propose that-this atma thing that goes away...so can it be real?? And if it is ...then see...its different from matter or energy as the loss was not of matter!!
Lets think more..If u could dissect the body of living man right now, you will surely never find some organ or part that is this atma thing right??...But that’s obvious as the soul is different from matter and consequently does not require mass or volume like matter; so u are obv never going to see, feel, or weigh it!...and..well ..stretching the thought-we all have heard of this...that our mind can beat the speed of light!!...So now that’s again justified- mind is not matter to obey the theory of relativity!!!!!! :D :D
So far for the difference between matter and consciousness...Now let us again prove you the very existence of consciousness ...well we perceive the world with our 5 sense organs right??..But look!!...what this colour thing is basically- it is nothing but the absorption of a certain wavelength and emition of the residual.... bt where does the pinkishness of the pink colour and redness of the red come from???.. As in seeing is nothing but the falling of the residual wavelengths on retina, carying the signal by neurons and then voila!!...we see the colour!!!...bt look again all that the brain was conveyed is that so and so nano meter wave has come...thats it!!...no pinkshness no redness was ever conveyed...No we donot identify or detect the colours..we interprete them that way!!
The same goes with all the rest of the senses- sound is nothing but pressure difference between the air layers- how is it that so and so pascal difference is perceived as the hiss of “s” or “p”ness of P and “a”ness of a???touch, taste, smell all are similarly weird- they are nothing but certain chemical reactions in olfactory lobe or on the tongue..that may be sweet means nothing but the brain’s interpretation of a chemical reaction –say when carbon of sugar forms a SN1 product with oxygen in the tasebuds (lol...dont analyze my organic..u got what I meant right??)
Gawddd...now that’s a startling thought!!...That all that we perceive is nothing but our own interpretation of world!! That there really is no red colour or the hiss of s ..they are merely the cerebral interpretation of 5050 nm (lol,...just had to take some number...and 5050 is a nice choice for all bansal junta right??? :D :D) and 5050 pascal !!....SO SERIOUSLY ALL ALL OF THIS WORLD IS A BIG MOH-MAYA junta!!!...SAAB JHUT HAI!!!( bolo maa sayali devi ki jai :D :P rofl)
But there surely is something (read consciousness :P )that is getting fooled right??..As in if the current science were to be belived we are nothing but a set of chemical reactions at work...science explains even our mind as a couple of reactions (read the book emotional intelligence by Daniel Goleman) But can it happen that a billion or so organic molecules come together, react amongst themselves andd..and create this red thing,this s thing????..
.See how does the current science explain the creation of life??...nothing a couple of changes on earth...our planet cooled down we got rains etc and then there formed organic molecules!!,,,the cytoplasm and cellulose came together( or whatever that was in the amoeba..uff..imprecise biology details maaf )..and then bingo we got life!!!!...but heyy thats basically boiling down to just the assortment of few molecules and their mutual reactions!!...how is it dat amoeba is animate??..Is it that a anything that has a couple of reactions at work is animate and the rest inanimate???
Even quantum physics now strongly feels that the existence of mind is a vital necessity to explain a few things....so joining the jigsaw, can we not naturally extend that it is this mind that perceives the red??...And it is exclusively the animate world that possesses this mind...this consciousness??

Hmmm....okk thats exciting now!!...consciousness...a third entity ,,,a third scientific entity..different from matter and energy!!!..machaxxx :D :D
And now we can say that this consciousness has its own laws applicable only to itself and not for matter and antimatter??...And that would be the religion and or the subject of psychology!!!
And when this consciousness thing interacts with matter we might be having a couple of laws again..can that be astrology???
Hmm....what more...lets see, today the hunt of extraterrestrial life is equated to first finding water. But if the current science is to be belived and life is nothing but a few reactions why is it that we want to have the reactions in aquous medium??why not name a few dry reactions as life?? But rethinking on our new theory line...can it be that water is a necessary thing for the interaction of matter and mind?? ( as in currently we define the presence of consciousness in matter as life.... ) so is it that water is a necessary mediator required for the interaction?? ...well breaking this train of thought another idea swooped down me...can it be that
matter+consciousness+energy=living body ,
pure energy +consciousness= ghosts???????
And pure consciousness= God?????
Whoaaaa...enough of staring at the ceiling for a day I guess....but my god I dunno how much I convinced u ,,,,but I am already getting goosebumps junta!!!!....machaxx theory right??..espl the last para??? :D :D :D

Saturday, May 1, 2010

How about a Barbie themed mood i??? :D


Lolalol u think??? :P :P...junta u all are soo boring then!! Huh :-/
I mean common imagine...they pinkyfy the entire campus...everywhere bubbly pink splashed up and that big SAC wall painted with infy Barbie photos and the mood i website looking like some kind of a Barbieworld...and they hand out pink mood i tees with a beautiful Barbie pic!!....awsome maxxx...and the possibilities are infinite!!...theatre fest could instead play Barbie movies...have u checked out Barbie and the diamond castle or Barbie and the Christmas carol??...machaxx movies junta:):)..and may be mattel, hot wheels,polly pocket sponcer us this time.. wow maxx..coz that means pro night adds will be of hotwheels and like :D...and...may be we can have how how-to-shampoo-ur-barbie workshops!!
Yes yess i know..its all so amazing but let me tell you a news thats even more amazing( if possible)...none of my friends( yes I know they are all too grown up and grim junta) approved my idea!!!!!! :-o....they gave me strict warning not to mail on the competions thread this brilliant idea for theme!!...But obviously none stops me from blogging my heart out :D ...and if you are all equally grim folks,,,let me cast off a few of your doubts: starting from the zeroth FAQ: no i have not lost my nuts okk?? :P...and first one now...look if no cordie or CG is interested...huhmaxx..i can work overtime( go away all orgies and cordies!!)..i can single handedly manage it all (yes anything for barbies :D)...and if you are as pessimist as my grim friends ( wake up junta..i m comparing you with the grimmest species to walk our planet!!)..and you share their view that such a mood i wont have a single audience...then here you go...i will buy all tickets of all events okk???...no loss in profits okk??( now now..don’t sympathize my pocket...i already told you right?...anything for barbies :D)
Soo any more FAQs???...
n common isn’t it a really phoduuu theme afterall?? :D